I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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