I'm really into asian looking animals
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Drake has all the answers
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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