She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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