walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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