I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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