Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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