It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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