Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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