i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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