so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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