Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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