I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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