Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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