New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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