Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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