More tranny stories later!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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