My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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