Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
look no pants
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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