do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize