That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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