The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Randomize
