are you still at the devil's house?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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