Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm really into asian looking animals
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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