she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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