Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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