If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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