I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Will exercising make me less horny?
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