Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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