Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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