found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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