Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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