My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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