why do cheetos always look like penises
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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