Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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