I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
