Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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