Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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