i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
NoShamevember. You game?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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