the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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