White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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