dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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