are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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