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(407): View more from Florida

I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"

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(305): View more from Florida

so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight

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(703): View more from Virginia

i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is

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(802): View more from Vermont

the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME

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(904): View more from Florida

SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.

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(845): View more from New York

I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How external is "for external use only"?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.

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