Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.