I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed