Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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