last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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