On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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