I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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