So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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