I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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