she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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