So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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