Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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