and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.