Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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